Originally Posted By: pizzaboy
A MET-Rx protein bar and a Diet Coke at the gym this morning.

These "meal replacement" bars are getting a little bit better. They used to taste like feet.


My dad got some shakes and bars for my grandparents back in the late 1950s. After two weeks, my grandfather reported that he had gained several pounds.

In his heavily accented English, he asked my dad, "Mike, I do something-a wrong. I'm-a supposed to drink this before or after I eat?"


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