In a pet shop there are 3 parrots for sale,priced at £200,£100 and £10.

A woman wants to know why last one is so cheap? The pet shop owner tells her that it is a poor parrot rescued from a brothel. The woman thinks this is novel and cute and decides to buy it.
When her husband comes home the parrot says to him

"Hello Kevin,haven't seen you for weeks,where you been?"