This is really sick. That fat, homely British singer has been offered a million bucks to lose her virginity in a porn flick. Dear God, she looks just like Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies.

British singing sensation Susan Boyle offered $1 million to star in porn flick

BY Dave Goldiner
DAILY NEWS

Homely British singing sensation Susan Boyle has been offered $1 million to make a porn flick.

The plain Jane superstar with the spellbinding voice would have to lose her virginity on camera to earn the seven-figure payday from Los Angeles-based Kick Ass Films.

"We want to get this movie shot and out while Susan has the world's attention," said Kick Ass boss Mark Kulkis. "Besides, after 47 years of virginity, I'm sure Susan is also anxious to get something cracking as soon as possible."

Boyle, who says she's never been kissed let alone bedded, has taken the entire world by storm since she appeared on the American Idol-style TV show "Britain's Got Talent."

A Web clip of her singing a tune from the Broadway hit "Les Miserables," has received 100 million hits worldwide, more than five times President Obama's historic victory speech.

If Boyle accepts the offer, the porn company will fly her out to Tinseltown on - you guessed it - Virgin Airlines.

Fans will also get a chance to choose the title for the raunchy film. It's unclear who might play the leading man.

What, you wouldn't tap this?

You should do it, Geoffy.

It'd be nice for you to get a date away from that Craigslist for a change .

I tell you one thing, though, after finally watching it... she's awesome!

Right?

She has an incredibly wonderful voice and natural appeal. How can anyone not like her?

A million bucks to make a porno flick? She's going to make a lot more than that the first week she releases a CD...if that's what she wants.

That's for sure. These lowlife porn promoters will do anything for publicity and to make a buck.

umm...wow. if somebody would offer me a million bucks to star in a porno i would say no...if jenna jameson was the lead though...well i would just do it for free then lol.

Who are you kidding? You'd PAY a million bucks to be in a movie with her.

Is this for real?

What?? Sheesh, the way things are going I'd do it for $10,000 ... okay, $1000

Geoff, you'd do it for two shots of vodka and a cigarette.

may be the return of Rocky Rose!!!

Fat Scottish woman to Geoffy: "Get-In-My-Belly."

whats next a female bald midget.

How much they paying they guy?

I'd watch it if they made Simon do it.

Hey, NOW you're talking!!

I've got to write a story with that guy as the main character.

I feel sorry for this lady and think it's in the worse possible taste for these people to offer her this so called deal. It seems like a mockery of her.

I don't know what kind of person she is, except that she cared for her ill mother for a long time and is I'm guessing quite sheltered. I don't know. I just feel bad for her.

Now, on the other hand, if this lady is gung ho and goes for this offer, I guess I'll have to eat my words.

TIS

How do you turn down a million dollars to do something you've probably wanted to do for the last 35 years?

This woman may not be particularly pretty, but she sings like an angel.

well, honestly I prefer girls in porn who are more realistic than the ones with boob jobs and blonde hair, but this is just....ugh.

If she wins the competition or goes for this offer she'll have plenty of men/women who will want to date her.

yea i would think that too...i mean money covers everything.

Getting a million dollars to lose your virginity.? Heck, I didn't get any money when I lost mine. In fact, it cost me forty bucks.

Yeah but you're a lawyer, I'm sure you screwed her in more ways than one.

you are a lawyer? man you could have had a better slut then with that money lol.

This thread sucks.

man i could say something here lol.