Getting a million dollars to lose your virginity.? Heck, I didn't get any money when I lost mine. In fact, it cost me forty bucks.
Yeah but you're a lawyer, I'm sure you screwed her in more ways than one.
This was years before law school. I thought about visiting her, but I don't know if I can find her retirement home.
Hmm, I don't remember typing that. But I did have a whole lot of Rum last night
Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
