SC, I loved that joke. Thanks for posting it. I would have if I could get to the BB from work. smile



Maybe you have to be old to appreciate these, but I love this lady, Maxine. lol

TIS




MY 1 DAY EMPLOYMENT









So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......


About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.


As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'No, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'


So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'


My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.


Last edited by The Italian Stallionette; 04/29/09 09:26 PM.
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