Bill Maher made the observation that in Mayberry everyone was single. Andy, Floyd, Barney, Howard,Aunt Bee, Helen, and on it goes. I always suspected Floyd and Howard were gay, but after watching Maher, I am beginning to think the whole town was.


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."