Okay, here's my try...
"10 dings I dink I dink" -
1. Manny Ramirez joins Jose Canseco in the hall of shame.
2. Lawn work indeed gets tougher every year...2 antihistamines, 4 advil, and vaporub just to mow my lawn?!? WTF?!?
3. My Chicago Blackhawks purposely lost to Detroit in order for Klydon's Penguins to gain revenge!
4. Who in their right mind can root for a hockey team who consistently wastes good squid by throwing it on the ice! (Detroit Redwings)
5. I'm in the mood for some calamari fritti but the Redwing fans have wasted all of them!
6. My Bulls should have beat those darn Celtics in the NBA playoffs!
7. The Cubs, Carlos Zambrano and the White Sox, Ozzie Guillen should go to anger management classes on a 2 for 1 special.
8. Turnbull is the old man on top of "Godfather Mountain" answering all questions we may have.
9. I agree with Klydon about DS posting a pic of Megan Fox, it will be hard to top. However, please feel free to try...
10. This is the best BB I have ever been on.