I WAS IN THE POOL!!

But what will his excuse be tomorrow?

Tomorrow it'll be P=E=N=I=S

(Crap, that's not that big either. )

My brother visited recently. Since he moved out from living with us, I'd missed the old days with him. He brought those memories back in all their glory when he decided to fart numerous times in my presence, finding various ways to pass in front of me when he did it, and then denied all of my accusations. I finally attacked him with air freshener.

He's 24. That, along with this thread, has helped me realize that boys never grow up.

Not true, gina. Many of us have put farting behind us.

You're too cute.

Nah Gina, your brother's barely reached his farting prime yet.

Now Frank can fart just as good as his inlaws can.

In that case, he better be married by the time he reaches it, so that poor gal can suffer instead of me!

Costanza...

Geez, CS, you'll even respond to fart and penis discussions, just so long as it's in the sports forum??

He's such a Sports Slore.

Well, someone has to moderate fart and penis discussions.

Moderate farts are preferable.

As far as moderate penises....I'm not touching that.

See what Bethie did there? We're back to the "size of the boat" discussion.

Great work.

It's nice to hear I did great work where a penis is concerned.

It's been floating on the internet for the last two days, but in case you haven't seen it, here's the video of the return of Zack Morris on Late Night - it's friggin' hilarious.

That's great! I thought that name sounded familiar, so I had to check it out -- it's funny, cuz I've been renting Saved By The Bell now and then from Netflix "for ol' times sake" and otherwise would've missed half the jokes. How the hell hasn't Screetch signed on yet? WTF could he be doing?

Screech was on Celebrity Fit club a few seasons back where he was fighting everyone and threatening to kick to big trainer's ass.

Feels good to be in a great place with cigar smoke where I can kick my shoes off, lean back in a recliner, watch any television show/sports I want, burp at will and tell my woman to fetch me a cold Diet Coke...AAHH! This is livin'! (Please nobody wake me - I know this is a dream!)

Diet soda??? No girly diet soda allowed in this thread.

Around here the women would pour the diet coke on your head.

Ahhhhh.... CHICK IN THE THREAD!!! Everyone let loose with a fart!

Oh wait, it's Beth... she can fart with the best of us. Never mind.

Yeah, and watch it. I had beans for dinner last night too.

And hide the ducks.

A girl has to do what she has to do for some privacy. There's not better way to clear a room.

In my best Urkle, "Did I do that"?

Did you do that?????

You peeled paint off the walls!!!

Way to go, Beth!!

Whew!! That makes the eyes water.