SC enters the room after having some baked beans for lunch.

He takes out his cigarette lighter.

He lets one fly and lights it.

DAMN... DID YOU SEE THAT ONE, GUYS??

It's ok. I pushed open the daisy curtains and opened the windows and lit up a vanilla candle. It's all behind us now.

Well my balls still smell like grated cheese that's been left out in the sun.

So there!

Beth, if ANYONE on these boards should know better, YOU should! Do you REALLY think that'll help?? I peeled some paint off the walls.

My turn, "BRRAAAPPP!!!". Ahhh, there you go girls - done in by one of your own's recipes! I had Mama Mig's "Tangled Guts & Pig Ears" for lunch! Enjoy!

I'm sitting out in the hot sun and humidity while wearing a dark suit. I think I'm working on a submission for the "How do U Make your Gravy" thread.

By the way, with pizzaboy's present post-gym condition, the vanailla candle isn't going to cut it.

You guys thinking farting and gym smells will do the trick? I've been known to rip one that had St. Bernard's running out of the room.

At times I can be lady like but today is not one of those days. You guys better run I just came in from mowing the grass and I smell worse that PB's balls and SC's baked bean farts.

I'll plug in one of my Bath and Body Works Wall Flowers so it'll smell feminine in here again.

Beth, if you wish to boast, kindly go back to the ladies' thread...our self esteem is still reeling from your tampon comment!

And a cat, too.

Gotta love Beth.... she can rip 'em with the best of us.

She didn't say if it was used or not.

My husband dared his friend to stuff an entire Twinkie into his mouth. When he did, Mr. Babe laughed so hard that he farted. They were sitting on the gym bleachers in the high school at the time, and to this day, his friend swears that Mr. Babe cracked the bleachers.

So, you really think a little sweat and fire tricks are going to do it??

Oh, Beth, I forgot Manilow but I brought Michael Bolton. Is that OK??? And I got some new and improved female sanitary products. I'll do into long detail next time.

Give me a plate of pinto beans and cornbread and my fart will smell worse than all you men's farts put together. Just ask the Col.

I want to ask the Colonel his secret! YOU mow the lawn, Mig?!? I am in awe of the Colonel!

Yes I mow the grass but refuse to use the weed eater.

That's because you don't want cut down your lunch!

I would bring the Michael Buble cd, but that'll just get SC up and busting a move. He's already busted his gut, I don't know if he can handle it.

If the tampon got you Mark, what will the douche bottle do to ya?

On long road trips my family would roll up all the windows in the car, and the person who couldn't take all the smells emitting was a pussy.

I always said I'm just a guy with pom poms.

I got nothin'.

If it wasn't for the pillows Ozzie would have sent me packing.

You know, I was thinking to myself that I'm happy that the Sports threads are lacking the polemic attitudes/arguments that are proving to be divisive elsewhere.

Here we have flatulence that scare small animals. And tampons. That scare grown men. Used? Maybe.

I'm so proud.

Carry on!

It's always an honor when DS shows up!!! He didn't leave anything behind, though.

We need Geoff and DMC next with a rousing yell of "Penis!".

Now would I ever be so childish as that?

penis!

That's one tiny penis.

[Insert JG joke here]

Hey, it's cold in Jersey today!!

Shrinkage!