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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mark] #544194
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How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
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SC enters the room after having some baked beans for lunch.

He takes out his cigarette lighter.

He lets one fly and lights it.

DAMN... DID YOU SEE THAT ONE, GUYS??


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: SC] #544203
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It's ok. I pushed open the daisy curtains and opened the windows and lit up a vanilla candle. It's all behind us now.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544204
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Originally Posted By: Beth E
It's ok. I pushed open the daisy curtains and opened the windows and lit up a vanilla candle. It's all behind us now.


Well my balls still smell like grated cheese that's been left out in the sun.

So there!


"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544205
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Originally Posted By: Beth E
It's ok. I pushed open the daisy curtains and opened the windows and lit up a vanilla candle. It's all behind us now.


Beth, if ANYONE on these boards should know better, YOU should! Do you REALLY think that'll help?? I peeled some paint off the walls.


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: SC] #544209
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My turn, "BRRAAAPPP!!!". Ahhh, there you go girls - done in by one of your own's recipes! I had Mama Mig's "Tangled Guts & Pig Ears" for lunch! Enjoy!

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mark] #544210
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I'm sitting out in the hot sun and humidity while wearing a dark suit. I think I'm working on a submission for the "How do U Make your Gravy" thread.

By the way, with pizzaboy's present post-gym condition, the vanailla candle isn't going to cut it.

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: klydon1] #544212
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You guys thinking farting and gym smells will do the trick? I've been known to rip one that had St. Bernard's running out of the room.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: SC] #544213
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At times I can be lady like but today is not one of those days. You guys better run I just came in from mowing the grass and I smell worse that PB's balls and SC's baked bean farts.

I'll plug in one of my Bath and Body Works Wall Flowers so it'll smell feminine in here again.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544214
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Beth, if you wish to boast, kindly go back to the ladies' thread...our self esteem is still reeling from your tampon comment!

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544215
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Originally Posted By: Beth E
You guys thinking farting and gym smells will do the trick? I've been known to rip one that had St. Bernard's running out of the room.


And a cat, too.

Gotta love Beth.... she can rip 'em with the best of us.


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mark] #544216
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She didn't say if it was used or not.


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544217
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My husband dared his friend to stuff an entire Twinkie into his mouth. When he did, Mr. Babe laughed so hard that he farted. They were sitting on the gym bleachers in the high school at the time, and to this day, his friend swears that Mr. Babe cracked the bleachers.

So, you really think a little sweat and fire tricks are going to do it??

Oh, Beth, I forgot Manilow but I brought Michael Bolton. Is that OK??? And I got some new and improved female sanitary products. I'll do into long detail next time.


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: SC] #544219
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Originally Posted By: SC
Originally Posted By: Beth E
You guys thinking farting and gym smells will do the trick? I've been known to rip one that had St. Bernard's running out of the room.


And a cat, too.

Gotta love Beth.... she can rip 'em with the best of us.


Give me a plate of pinto beans and cornbread and my fart will smell worse than all you men's farts put together. Just ask the Col.


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mignon] #544220
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I want to ask the Colonel his secret! YOU mow the lawn, Mig?!? I am in awe of the Colonel!

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mark] #544222
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Yes I mow the grass but refuse to use the weed eater.


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mignon] #544224
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That's because you don't want cut down your lunch! wink

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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mark] #544225
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I would bring the Michael Buble cd, but that'll just get SC up and busting a move. He's already busted his gut, I don't know if he can handle it.

If the tampon got you Mark, what will the douche bottle do to ya?

On long road trips my family would roll up all the windows in the car, and the person who couldn't take all the smells emitting was a pussy.

I always said I'm just a guy with pom poms.

Last edited by Beth E; 06/09/09 01:42 PM.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544226
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I got nothin'. frown

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: SC] #544228
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Originally Posted By: SC


And a cat, too.

Gotta love Beth.... she can rip 'em with the best of us.


If it wasn't for the pillows Ozzie would have sent me packing.

Last edited by Beth E; 06/09/09 02:00 PM.

How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544233
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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mignon] #544238
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You know, I was thinking to myself that I'm happy that the Sports threads are lacking the polemic attitudes/arguments that are proving to be divisive elsewhere.

Here we have flatulence that scare small animals. And tampons. That scare grown men. Used? Maybe.

I'm so proud. wink

Carry on! grin

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mignon] #544239
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In a van down by the river!
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In a van down by the river!




Long as I remember The rain been coming down.
Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun;
And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Longneck] #544243
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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Mignon] #544250
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It's always an honor when DS shows up!!! He didn't leave anything behind, though. confused

We need Geoff and DMC next with a rousing yell of "Penis!".


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Sicilian Babe] #544252
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Originally Posted By: Sicilian Babe
We need Geoff and DMC next with a rousing yell of "Penis!".


Now would I ever be so childish as that? whistle

penis!



I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! tongue lol

Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin

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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: J Geoff] #544253
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That's one tiny penis.


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Beth E] #544254
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[Insert JG joke here]

Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: Don Sicilia] #544256
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Originally Posted By: Don Sicilia
[Insert JG joke here]


Hey, it's cold in Jersey today!!


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Re: The Guy's Thread [Re: SC] #544257
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Shrinkage!


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