I am completely addicted to OxiClean, OrangeGlo and Orange Clean. Unfortunately, I think that they found out something bad about Orange Clean, because you can't get buy it anymore.

One Christmas Eve at my house, I was handing out the gifts and my brother asked if some chocolate had melted on the gifts. I couldn't imagine what he was talking about, so he showed me his hand with something soft and brown smeared on it.

My lightning quick mind connected the dots, and I realized that the cat had shit under the tree. Seemingly, she had been saving it up for quite some time, because there was some on the gifts, and even more on my white carpet. After ranting (in a rather un-Christmas-like fashion) at the cat and shaking my fist at her, I mixed up some OxiClean and started to scrub the rug (while those who had received their gifts went through the appropriate sterilization procedures to make sure that they didn't have an E Coli Christmas).

My nephew grabbed the bottle of OxiClean from me and. in his best Billy Mays voice, said, "Cat shit under YOUR Christmas tree?? Try OoooxxiClean!!!!", and gave us all the best cheesy smile! It was hilarious.