Mariah Carey sounded awful. And "We Are The World," while a nice idea, just made me wish it was 1985 again and the original vocalists were singing it.

Brooke Shields was very moving. She was obviously very close to MJ, because she's not a good enough actress to fake the performance she gave yesterday.

I'll bet it just killed Sharpton that a white woman made such a moving speech. Hey, I'm pretty liberal, I'm just sayin' . . . Sharpton's an asshole.