I was thinking more about the Naked Cowboy, but if you like Bon Jovi, here be the lyrics of his famous song (I changed it for you) :

"It's all the same, only the usernames will change.
Everyday it seems we're wasting away.
Another forum where the members are not cold,
I'd post all night just to stay at home.

I'm a cowboy, on a bandwidth horse I ride,
I'm wanted dead or alive"

grin

"Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!"

- James Cagney in "Taxi!" (1932)