uhhh, uhhh... what exactly makes Bush so stupid and Obama so smart?... uhhh, uhhh, because they both went to Ivy League schools?... uhhh, uhhh, because Oliver Stone hasn't made a movie about Obama's marijuana and cocaine years?... uhhh, uhhh, because leftist NBC and their SNL haven't made a caricature out of Obama?... uhhh, uhhh, because Obama's college papers have never been made public?... uhhh, uhhh, because Bush is the devil and Obama is god?

Oh right, Obama was the head of the Harvard Law Review and a "community organizer". I now bow down in allegiance to his unmatched intellect.

"The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"