Little boy living on a farm runs into the house

"Mummy,mummy the bull is fucking one of the cows" he says.

His mother is shocked at his language

"No son" she says,"we say the bull is SURPRISING the cow". The boy runs off and the mother is pleased with herself.

A little later he runs back in.

"Mummy,mummy the bull is surprising all the cows" he says.

The mother smiles.

"No son, the bull cannot SURPRISE all the cows" she says.

"Yes it can" says the young scamp. "It is fucking a horse".