On the way to my Uncle's funeral this morning I seen a store called the Hooker's store. Guess what they sold?
half priced hooker's? lol
I once called an old girlfriend a two-bit whore. She hit me with a bag of quarters.
You reminded me of the story of the guy, who sent his wife out prostituting and she came back reporting she got $25.25. He asked, "Who the hell gave you the quarter?"