Originally Posted By: SC
Originally Posted By: BAM_233
Originally Posted By: Mignon
On the way to my Uncle's funeral this morning I seen a store called the Hooker's store. Guess what they sold?

half priced hooker's? lol


I once called an old girlfriend a two-bit whore. She hit me with a bag of quarters.


lol

You reminded me of the story of the guy, who sent his wife out prostituting and she came back reporting she got $25.25. He asked, "Who the hell gave you the quarter?"

She said, "They all did."