I'm trying to think of a clever smart aleck reply as to what do you get a lawyer for a birthday gift. The only thing I come up with (and I'm sure there's gotta be more), is maybe some "briefs" (the non-legal kind that is) tongue


TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon