I was representing a guy for DUI, who claimed to be as sober as a judge after he drove his car down an embankment. He was rescued by the driver of the car behind him. At the scene he was explaining it all to the police, who asked him to describe the rescuer. The guy said he was just an average looking male, who helped him and then had to leave.
It turns out the rescuer was Spoony the Clown, who was in a hurry to attend a kid's party, and was wearing the makeup, rainbow wig, rubber nose and polka dot costume.
