I was in line at the post office this morning and they were interviewing extra security people for the holidays. I'm not nosy, but I couldn't help but overhear this priceless tidbit. The guy interviewing was like 60 years old and a retired Bronx cop. The inerviewer says to him, "Do you have any experience with terrorism?" The guy says, "I've been married for 35 years."

Maybe you had to be there, but I fell down on the floor laughing.