After a visit to the local whore house a man notices a lump has appeared on his willy. Off he goes to the docs to get it looked at.
"This is very pretty serious" says the doc.

"How so?" asks the very worried man.

"Well", says the doc, "you know how wrestlers can get cauliflower ears?"

"Yes" says the man, nervously.

"Well" says doc, "you have a brothel sprout"!