I wish it was that.

Why does life always have to be so busy?

Don't get me wrong, i love my life and would not change a thing.
I would just appreciate a little rest every now and then

Yogi, you have to take the rest. It won't come your way otherwise.

When I finished work at half one last night, I had, in the space of twenty minutes, a pint of Fosters, two Jagerbombs, four straight Jagermeisters and three Sourz shots. Felt fine, woke up fine, and now, an hour before I begin my next shift, I've just been hit with a hangover.

Had to be the one Foster's .

Big Jessie

hang on, fosters as in the australian fosters? funny thing, no one drinks it over here. i can't recall ever having had one. i'm sure i have somewhere along the line, but it's almost non-existent in aus!

Fosters is fairly common here which is a shame cos it is fairly crap as far as beer goes

So, in the past week, I lost two pretty important things - my driver's license and a watch that Mr. Babe bought me for Valentine's Day a few years ago.

We flew last week, and I had my license and boarding pass in my back pocket so that I could access them easily for the various security checks. Well, I forgot to put it back in my wallet. I realized it was missing a few days later. I had washed the pants I wore on the plane, and checked the back pocket. The (shredded) boarding pass was still in the pocket, but no license. I checked the washer, no luck. No luck either with the jacket I wore, the purse I carried or my carry-on. I went to clean the litter box on Sunday, and there it was, behind the box. When I hung my pants on the clothes line in the laundry room, my license must have slipped out of the pocket and went behind the litter box.

Today I was cleaning the family room and looked under the end table. There was a discarded McDonald's wrapper and a stack of blank index cards, left behind after my daughter's last exam cram session. I crawled underneath the table, which is between the couch, the bookcase and the recliner, and when I picked up my daughter's garbage (cursing, and not under my breath), there was my watch!! She says that if she wasn't such a slob, my watch would still be missing.

That's pretty cool. See if you can find my hair.

See. McDonald's does do it all for you.

i've always found that bizarre. the uk has so many awesome beers and they sell the stuff even aussies won't drink.

St. Jude can only do so much. That's beyond even his abilities.

Lost causes are the ones most worth fighting for. If you don't believe me, ask Jefferson Smith.

Are you talking about the Jimmy Stewart character or the politician from Oregon??

I love that kid!

Very good point

Tiger Woods in 'serious' condition after wreck


I don't get how you can suffer "serious" injuries in a low-speed collision. Charges are pending: was he drunk or something??

Let's see, he's a bazillionaire that drove into both a tree and a fire hydrant when backing out of his car at 2:30 in the morning. Drunk? Drugs? You think? Although a drunk usually doesn't get injured seriously in a car wreck, mostly because they just go with the flow. An ER doctor once told me that it's because they don't tense their body for impact, like most people would, and the resistance is what causes injuries.

Whatever happened, I just hope he's OK.

yea i dont understand whats going on...

He and his wife got into a fight over his alledged infidelity. She scratched him up and he fled. She banged on his car with a golf club, he became distracted and wrecked. Sounds simple to me.

Yeah Fosters is rank as fuck. I've probably drank it once. You guys are missing out on heaps better Aussie beer.

I used to like Fosters when I was younger; then again, I didn't have quite the discriminating taste back then. BTW, the fine print here -- if I remember correctly -- is that Fosters was brewed in Canada for us. Maybe ours is better than yours.

(I thought it quite odd that it'd be brewed in North America. But then while in Costa Rica I noticed that their Heinekins were brewed locally. I guess that saves some shipping costs!)

And our Budweiser that we get over here,you know the American King of Beers?

Brewed in the UK

Saving costs is about right methinks!

These beers brewed locally around the world must have different tastes because of the ingredients coming from different places, I would imagine. Even though they are the same label.

Even worse : A Woman Scorned!

I don't know how to speak French, but my mother always says, "Look for the woman," in French when things like this happen to celebrities, and the press is quick to point out that there's no alcohol or drugs involved.

Cherchez la femme!

Tiger has been putting in the wrong holes.