Didn't they grind him up?
That Winegardner bullshit poser doesn't deserve any recognition in THIS forum.
....then maybe the FBI snagged him on his way to the cement shoe factory, offered him witness protection and instead of having him sleep with the FISHes, he became a FISH....on a sitcom.

Welcome aboard.
...btw, what was the name of the guy who whacked Tessio in that Winer novel?