A continuation of the 2009 Thread...

they suck

Yeah, all World Champions suck

...especially when they do it 27 times.

Go Yankees!

Chan Ho Park???

You can't have too much pitching, right? He's one of those low-risk, high-reward guys that Boston toyed with like Brad Penny and John Smoltz (and look how well they turned out). I think Park pitched well in the Series if my memory serves me correctly.

Hey, you wanna talk bizarre? Why is Sergio "my ERA is over 5.00" Mitre even being considered as a fifth starter!?

How's this for ridiculous???

Splitting Sox-Yanks to increase competition?


Hopefully this isn't a serious consideration!! The fucktard who thought of this idea already forgot how Tampa Bay did in '08???

This idea sucks ass.

this is stupid as splitting up the cubs and cardinals...

Yeah I gotta agree this idea is a few cans short of a six pack.

It's like cutting off the balls to serve the penile tissue. It's anti-logic.

Everyone knows you like the entire package jk lol

So the rotation is set and possibly Joba Chamberlin's career as a Yankee. The rotation is as follows:

1) CC Sabathia
2) AJ Burnett
3) Andy Pettitte
4) Javier Vasquez
5) Phil Hughes

As for Joba, it looks like he'll be the setup man until Mo finally retires and takes over his position as closer. I'm sure that makes a lot of fans happy. I was always in favor of seeing him as a starter, to give him a shot. He didn't do great this spring and I think he'll do excellent out of the bullpen.

I just don't feel 100% confident in Hughes yet. Remember in 2008 when he went 0-4 with a 6.62 ERA? Plus he was injured in 2007 and 2008. And not to mention he'll be on an innings limit like Joba was to not overburden his arm.

Fucktard?? I love it. Its not politically correct or polite, but Holy Shitwitch it is a super superlative. Better than Assache and much better than Fuckstick. I've met many Fucktards in my life and now I have a word for them. Geoff, thank you.

And oh, yeah, that idea of splitting up the Yanks and Sox is Fucktarded.

You're welcome

My best friend and I, for years, have combined expletives/insults for added effect -- tho apparently we're not as original as I thought.

I kinda like bullfuck, myself, and thought I made that up, too. Ahh well.

Anyone see Denard Span of the Twins hit his own mother with a foul ball? When the Twins played the Yankees in spring training the other day, Span hit a foul ball into the stands. Moments later, he realized that the ball had struck his mother in the chest.

I didn't see it when it actually happened, but I saw the replay on ESPN where they just showed him walking over to her while she was being attended to. What a freaky moment.

what about the Yankees' ambidextrous pitcher ?

his dad trained him ever since he was 3 (!) and even designed him a 6-finger glove (!!).

holy cow that's a new one!

Yanks take 2 outta 3 in Boston to begin the season

The Yanks should go down to tampa and take care of business.

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Lets go Yankees...
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The Yankees 2009 World Series Championship ring

I wonder what the gag ring they gave to Matsui first looked like...

Fuck him .

But I AM happy for the rest of the team .

I'm sure there are plenty of women who would. I understand that Cameron Diaz is his latest blond.

I read that Cameron Diaz doesn't bathe .

Ahh, the fake ring was a replica giveaway from spring training: Matsui returns for ring _ a fake & a real one

Don't be making fun of my future wife!

Cameron Malta?? I don't know. It just doesn't sound right.