A man loses his dog and is distraught. A week later and there is still no sign of the mutt. his wife tells him to put an ad in the paper,so he does. Another week later and still no dog,or any news.
"Did you put the ad in the paper like i said?" asks the wife.
"Yes", replies upset hubby.
"What did you put in it?" she asks.
"Here boy" he says.......
I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees!
