At one point, I was 11...then I got hit by a truck...then I was 555 for a little while, then 77. But now I am just 25, and everything is goddamn plain and lovely. I was born during Ford's presidency, which wasn't legitimate (his presidency - not my birth), so I round it up or down to either the Carter or Nixon administration. However, my brain is Eisenhower-era, and my colon and liver are Hooveresque.