Apple...that is exactly to what I am referring. In relative terms, it is illegitimate. So, you're in your 40s? I cannot make love to a woman over 50. The way I see it, if a woman could not, in all probability, whelp me, I cannot sex her. 12 to 15 years as a mother doesn't count because it is rare and silly. None of the preceding is a come-on. It is just stupid commentary from a stupid man.

JGeoff: The vice presidents who ascended to the presidency were, indirectly, elected. Ford was never on a presidential ballot. The House named him veep.