Daffy Duck takes his girlfriend away to a hotel for a saucy week-end away.

He realises though that he has no condoms so he rings down to the desk to see if they can help him out.

"Certainly sir" says the receptionist. "Shall i put them on your bill?"

"Don't thbe fwuucthing thstoopwid" says Daffy. "I thwould swuthocate..."