As I threatened, I am using my own mug as my avatar for now. One, it makes explaining my avatar very easy. Two, It helps me recognize myself and check my hair. Three, and most importantly, if there is even one person here who likes seeing the faces of comrades (as I do), I am answering that peculiar, grammar-school yet inherent desire.

Plus, I hope to set a trend.

good for you....now we know if we see you coming up the walkway of the house, to lay low and hope you go away..

what is interesting is that I wouldn't have thought that you would have looked like that....

Hi Uzi,

Cheers to you, you are brave!
Dare I say, you do look quite normal! I don't know why we'd expect anything less... or more demented!
I guess you just liked to hide behind the twisted word.
CAP

I prefer to hide behind large concrete blocks or a stack of car transmissions.

Uzi..did you ever spend some time on Long Island?

Poke is that really you? I have to admit you are very handsome.

I have the 8 x 10 glossy in a frame by my bed. Husband asks many questions. Keeps the fruit flies away though...(and scares away sadistic burglars!)

I jest, you are lucious in a vanilla sort of way.

Be careful what you wish for!

SaladBar, yes that is really me, and thank you for the compliment. I blush.

CamDon, that was INCREDIBLY funny. Though AppleOnYa will tell you that transmissions are stacked to the sky in northern Jersey.

Vita, I wish everyone would post their face. I like faces. Nothing better than having your imagination trampled.

Fruit flies and burglars!., now I know why I live on the East Coast.

You want to start some real fun..ask your husband if you can go thru his wallet one night! Talk about the 4th of July in the fall.

Uzi...
You into bodybuilding by any chance? Or am I imagining that you seem to have an umpire's chest protector underneath that shirt?

As for transmissions I haven't seen too many stacls here in N. Jersey. Maybe I'm getting off at the wrong exits.

Apple

PS - I do have a photo of me & my daughter, but it's part of an 'album' and I haven't the slightest idea how to pull it. If JGeoff wants to deal with it, I can send him the whole thing to mess around with (so to speak)!!

Uzi,

What a nice looking young man. Thanks for giving us the opportunity to see the "real" Uztopoke!!

btw, did you resolve the problem with the aol I.M. pain?

TIS

OK, i'll fess up and ruin any allusions. i only have this because a friend just sent it to me (very recent, just last Friday night! girls night out, we saw "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"). hard to believe i'm the daughter of a former beauty queen. oh well. since i don't own any good digital pics of myself i'll just keep the old avator.

SaladBar, I am impressed A) Because you know how to attach a picture into the body of your post and B) Because you are an adorable woman. Absolutely adorable. What a grin.

Stallionette: Your comment sounded like something an old woman would say over a game of bridge. Or cribbage. BTW, I received no further messages from KKK Jew.

Apple: I am not into bodybuilding. The picture is deceiving, I suppose. I am not wearing a chest protector this time. I am just an average Poke, 6'2", 195+/-.

I like that I am pressuring all of you. But I must admit, I'd rather see my male comrades, just in case more of the ladies here are knockouts to a SaladBar/Vita degree....I cannot handle beauty.

I want to see what CamDon looks like, first. Then the rest fall in line.

Family Honour, you crack me up. From your mirror-image avatar to your reluctance to respond to me because I am a nutcase. Is that true? I mean, you wouldn't talk to me because I am creepy? Shit. I have to keep that in mind.

I am not Woody Allen's son. I am more of the love child of Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson. How their sperm fused I know not.

I own his wallet! Nothing but cash in it. He is so focused on work, there is no time for dames. Plus the family can only handle one free spirit. He's the brains of the operation and I am, well, you know....

Saladbar, great smile! Thanks for being brave enough to share.

FH, I was not around on the weekend to compliment your beautiful new image. You are just as I pictured you but you also have that great sexy voice that could melt buttah. I got a few things that could melt buttah, but I'd rather be able to "talk" my way outta stuff

Why is this topic titled Momma Corleone is dead?

Poke-man says it's pronounced "Used to poke"

Great pictures, Saladbar and Uzi. I feel daring now... I'm sorry to dissapoint cause I know Uzi wants to see the boys, and I apologize ahead of time for any trauma this may cause, so here's a pic of me.


Duhuuur!!!

PastaPunk,
Thank you!
BTW very nice pic.
We are a good looking bunch of people on this board! (good to know there are no back lumps or disfigurement!)
I would feel daring too, except I have no clue how to download a pic. I would have to do the old-fashioned male route to JGeoff etc...
and I'm sure it's not that important.
Just another blonde....but HEY where the heck are all the blondes? (ladies) Are you all just brainy beautiful brunettes?
Sheesh.
CAP

I have blonde highlights, does that count??? I cherish each blondish hair I've got!!!

Pasta Punk, you're as beautiful as your spunky personality shows here. Thanks for giving us a peek!

who said anything about DAMES?

Uzi, I look alot like my picture here, just change the haircolor to blonde and add glasses and oh yea a few pounds as I like to eat more then my budy here....

Great pictures everybody....Now if I can just find a good picture to share...

why thank you Poke. i admit i am a sucker for a compliment so thanks for making me .

and i'm a programmer, so if i can't figure out how to attach a picture Don Michel would be ashamed of me.

Pasta you look great!!! my hair used to like that when i was younger (but BLUE was the color for new wavers back then). it was a pain to do because my hair is so dark and thick. i should look for those pics.

i see i really have a misperception of BB users. i really though Poke must look like that big guy picture i posted a while back ( remember this? ). geez i was wrong .

and Omar. i believe it is called "Mama Corleone is dead" because Poke retired his Mama Corleone avatar.

yes, but I think you ladies should start with your picture in a bathing suit..two piece would be fine!

Cam...what is it with u and nudity (or semi-nudity)?????
Uztopoke : I thought you were a girl coz of your previous avatar, Saladbar....ur gorgeous, Pasta I thought u were male coz of ur old avatar and u are also gorgeous and like Beth Im ashamed to say I wouldnt have a clue how to get a picture of myself on my computer coz Im a total dunce...especially when it comes to computers and machinery!

Wow, nice pic, SaladBar! Good looking lady!

PastaPunk! Finally, I see my paisano! Boo-tee-full.

Uztopoke... I guess you've proven you're normal!

GuineaPig and GodDaughter, another two of my paisans... Love to see what you guys look like!

Thanks...

Saladbar, my hair used to be blue too, but then my mom dyed her hair blue and I feared being called the "blue family", so I got red. New wavers... you and your weird Devo hats, Flock of Seagulls hair, and Gary Neuman ties. *Tsk tsk*

Haha, Cam... Tell ya what. If you post a pic of yourself in a bikini, then I'll THINK about posting one too.

Poke's looks decieve, don't they? He looks strange but is really normal... or did I get that backwards.

Well, to those who haven't a clue - feel free to send your nude or semi-nude photos to be scanned in to:

JGeoff.com
PO Box 1596
Toms River, NJ
08754-1596

Please include your screen name and email address. Include SASE if you want them back.

And if you must be clothed, well, okay, I'll think about it...

JG

Is it possible to have two crushes at once?

I would be happy to.