Despite living next to it, I'm not a big beach fan. Sure, the view is nice; but I'm not into picking sand outta my butt for the next month for burning my feet on the blistering sand while entering frigid (below 80F) salty and pissed-in water.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol
Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?--Peter Griffin