Luca, you are, as always, a man next to my own heart.

'Tis the beauty which drives men mad,
and which makes men sane;
for which wars are fought,
for which peace is gained.

'Tis the loveliness for which the gods are appeased,
and by which the goddesses die:
their beauty smitten
by a glint of her eye.

'Tis her radiance which inspires mankind,
lures the poets to dream;
tempts the minstrels to play
and the choirs to sing.

'Tis her spirit that causes the eagle to soar,
breaks the burdensome chain;
makes the dark night to flee,
the cold winter to wane.

'Tis her smile that melts the hardened heart,
dries the tears of the weeping child;
hushes the tumultuous mind
and tames the beast wild.

'Tis her being by which grace is measured,
and love is defined;
by which my life has been touched,
bettered, and refined.

Salute', mademoiselle...abler pens than mine still could not express your loveliness!

How long did it take you to think of that Snake? Im horriable at writing poems. I guess some people just have a nack for stuff like that.

i told you Snake had a way with words. that is so nice!

Oh my!! Please, I am not worthy!

Snake that was beautiful. A blind poet, I love it! You truly have a talent! Thanks for sharing your gift!

I am such a girl. I LOVE poetry!

And I also love sweet wine and strawberries!

Snake, you absolute sissy!

This is my poem to Dolce:
_____
Uztopoke is brave,
Saying "Tits I do crave,"
While Snake writes so long
And rubs his tiny dong
_____

There. Poetry gets men kisses on the cheek. Ask Shakespeare. He wound up tossing Ben Johnson's salad and stealing his plays.

I jest, as always. Your poem is lovely. You sissy.

wow..LDV is still going strong...like I always said before..SEX sells....

LDV your husband is a lucky man as they say...I hope you have that wonderful relationship that makes it all worth wild...

UZI...you are a man who goes right to the point! That direct method never works for me...I find the women do alot of the hot stuff because they want to share with me....But Honey does sound good.

If she does like her man doing that...I am sure that she isn't going to pick some guy from this board to go at it with- (dam It)

Can you say..."Jealousy"??? I knew ya' could!! (Kiddin', Uz...Thanx, mang, and one and all....But I actually wanted to PM it anyway...But LDV is worthy of public worship!!)

oh the brave words Poke uses to shock,
but still sits at home with lonely cock
while our man the Poet Snake
all the women he does still take.

sorry, no offense i am sure, i just couldn't resist!

HA - normally I don't agree with Uzi, I often think he needs to increase or decrease his paroxetine but this time he is on the money. Snake, you disappoint me. That was quite a 'sissy' poem. But I do have faith in you that you will once again redeem yourself and this little incident will soon be quickly forgotten.

What a poet

Thanks, ladies...Some dudes forget where their bread n' butter are from....always thinkin' with the wrong head! Like an unemployed teacher....NO CLASS!

Yes, Snake and how some have proved here, they are "klassy with a k" as some say!

It's a good thing LDV has you to champion her honor

Apparantly pants aren't the only thing some of the guys decided to go without today, most forgot their manners too.

Say, when are YOU going to post your pic now?

Your female fans await

Ode To SaladBar:
_____
SaladBar, why so mean?
You know my words
Are kitchen-clean

I like tits
And I like you

So why you make me feel like poo?
______

I have CLASS for only three women...my lady, my mom and my sister. Two of them are, thankfully, out of the sex ring, so I need only devote energies to being a man's man for one woman.

I have no reason to woo anyone else. I am a faithful, stand-up man.

Wow! Snake just poured his heart out and the only thing us guys can say to him is Sissy!

I know I've been in Snake's shoes before when I was in Jr high school.
I remember pouring my heart out to this girl and the only thing my buds could say to me was wussy and other stuff I can't mention here.
But at least on that same day, I was out having fun with the girl while the guys were home alone doing who knows what!?
So all you fellas should back off Romeo and let him do his thing, cause you may never know when it might be you pouring your heart out.

So true.

oh the brave words Poke uses to shock,
but still sits at home with lonely cock
while our man the Poet Snake
all the women he does still take.

sorry, no offense i am sure, i just couldn't resist![/QB][/QUOTE]

Saladbar is that really you talking??? Our sweet little Saladbar?
This conversation is really getting.....



TIS

Poke, poking fun at you is no sin,
just giving a taste of your own medicine.
and sorry to make you feel like poo
but i'm a lady, a sister, and a mom too.

My heart was poured out before.

But thats only because after clogging my heart,I went to the hospital.

SaladBar:
_____
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Never mind this crazy shit
I simply want
To kiss your ****

Was that too harsh?
Is Salad mad?
Your husband's pissed
And I am glad.

Because you are hot
A smoking lass
I'd like to cum
Inside your a.....................
_______

Sometime the depth of my depravity amazes even me.

Salad, you are simply too adorable for me to continue this good-natured, yet despicable, assault. Plus, this is a G-rated board, no?

For a moment there I thought Eminem was the one who posted.

The difference is that Snake ain't in Jr high school anymore. Besides all this crap talk about Snake pouring his heart out, he is not pouring his heart out, he is just being a guy and trying to get himself a little 'yum - yum'. And if that's his way of getting it, more power to him. Snake is one of my favorite posters here, I enjoy reading his posts, but the poem did disappoint me, since it was on the sissy side. But as I mentioned earlier, I have faith that Snake will quickly redeem himself.

Now Saladbar, you and that nasty little poem, now that I liked. You surprised me, I like surprises

Man, I feel kinda bad now. But not really. I could never degrade someone as lovely as SaladBar. However, she DID say my cock was lonely, so perhaps she deserves it. My dong may be small, but lonely it is not.

And how in the world do I go from message like that to the ones I construct in other threads, like "The President's Speech"? I must be out of my mind.

Man!! I am really re-thinking that trip that TIS is trying to organize for all of us to meet!! Too wild!

I innocently posted my pic, now I'm the butt of the jokes
Spewed from the cranium of our friend Poke

Demented humor sans romance,
is the not the way into this girl's pants

Whipped cream, wine and poetry may seem sappy
but a sure guarantee everyone goes home happy

If I had known what pics of cleavage would bring
I'd have posted the bikini one, showing the belly ring

I'm a tease, carefree as you can see
If you don't like it, then HEY, BITE ME!!

come on, isn't this all just fun talk?
don't be so sensitive about your cock.
and Poke, don't feel bad for your rage.
remember that i was once your age.
the only point i wanted you to see
is that pretty words don't make a sissy.

now this bad rhyming must be retired
so i can work now, lest be fired.

SaladBar, I love you. You're the cream in my coffee.

You people crack me up...what wit and humour. Saladbar, your really funny, Uzi is even tho he's a bit crude

FH

Family Honour, you have yet to experience "crude." My poetry to SaladBar was merely tantilizing. A kind of quick-draw, "Penthouse Forum" pornography for my own gratification, Salad's excitement (I hope) and, perhaps, others laughter.

If you want to see me be crude, witness my posts in other threads.

Ya gotta love poetry This is some of the funniest shit Ive read in a while

Uzi...I ws just being kinder with my remarks...tempering them you know, I've seen all you posts, they are usually very entertaining one way or the other

FH