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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: Lilo]
#572161
04/18/10 03:51 PM
04/18/10 03:51 PM
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olivant
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Is marriage good for your health? Before reading the article at the link below, keep in mind that surveys show that married men live longer than single men. However, those same surveys show that married men are more willing to die. Read more: http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/36550380/ns/today-the_new_york_times/?Gt1=43001#ixzz0lU0QQuYQ
"Generosity. That was my first mistake." "Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us." "Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: olivant]
#572162
04/18/10 03:52 PM
04/18/10 03:52 PM
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Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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However, those same surveys show that married men are more willing to die. I can see that  .
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: whisper]
#572246
04/19/10 02:06 PM
04/19/10 02:06 PM
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Posts: 5,528 In a van down by the river!
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple pages in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. 20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. dont use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
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04/19/10 02:20 PM
04/19/10 02:20 PM
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Posts: 5,325 MI
Lilo
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So, does that mean that since there's no permit required that there is no background check??? Can anyone purchase a gun, no questions asked then???  God forbid we ask any questions and trample on anyone's right.  I'm confused. I thought it was ok be careful when selling guns. TIS I'm sure there are still background checks required to purchase in the first place-at least revolvers/pistols. In Michigan for example, you do not need a permit to purchase or own a rifle or shotgun. You do need a permit to purchase a handgun and there will be background checks done. You also need a permit to carry concealed-although absent some form of criminal/mental record the State MUST give you a permit. It sounds like Arizona is saying as long you already legally own a handgun, it will no longer require additional permits to carry concealed. I would be mildly surprised if this wasn't done in part in reaction to the Krentz murder.
"When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives." Winter is Coming
Now this is the Law of the Jungle—as old and as true as the sky; And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die. As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: Lilo]
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04/19/10 02:53 PM
04/19/10 02:53 PM
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olivant
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So, does that mean that since there's no permit required that there is no background check??? Can anyone purchase a gun, no questions asked then???  God forbid we ask any questions and trample on anyone's right.  I'm confused. I thought it was ok be careful when selling guns. TIS I'm sure there are still background checks required to purchase in the first place-at least revolvers/pistols. In Michigan for example, you do not need a permit to purchase or own a rifle or shotgun. You do need a permit to purchase a handgun and there will be background checks done. You also need a permit to carry concealed-although absent some form of criminal/mental record the State MUST give you a permit. It sounds like Arizona is saying as long you already legally own a handgun, it will no longer require additional permits to carry concealed. I would be mildly surprised if this wasn't done in part in reaction to the Krentz murder. The Arizon statute will not take effect for a few months yet. When it does, it will not require a background check or training to carry a concealed handgun. Federal law does require background checks when a handgun is purchased from a licensed dealer.
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"Generosity. That was my first mistake." "Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us." "Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: Longneck]
#572278
04/19/10 03:23 PM
04/19/10 03:23 PM
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Posts: 31,330 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Many years ago my friend and I set up a detour onto a desolate road into the woods, from a senior citizen community. Big-ass detour sign, flashing barrier, but only had 2 cones so it didn't work very well.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: pizzaboy]
#572301
04/19/10 08:34 PM
04/19/10 08:34 PM
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pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The U.S. and Iraq claimed a major victory against al-Qaida on Monday, saying their forces killed the terror group's two top figures in this country in an air and ground assault on their safehouse near Saddam Hussein's hometown. Yay  .
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: Mignon]
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04/20/10 02:36 AM
04/20/10 02:36 AM
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Posts: 5,528 In a van down by the river!
Longneck
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Long as I remember The rain been coming down. Clouds of Mystery pouring Confusion on the ground. Good men through the ages, Trying to find the sun; And I wonder, Still I wonder, Who'll stop the rain.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: olivant]
#572563
04/22/10 06:03 PM
04/22/10 06:03 PM
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Posts: 31,330 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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Police find suspect neck-deep in liquid manure pit  2 hrs 14 mins ago
ALBION, Ind. – Police said that officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm. Noble County sheriff's deputies thought they'd lost the man until an officer spotted him in the tank beneath an outbuilding floor on the farm near Albion.
Chief Deputy Doug Harp said the man, 52, had been neck-deep in the combination of hog and dog feces for at least an hour Tuesday evening. He later became combative and had to be shocked twice with a stun gun.
The suspect was treated at a hospital for hypothermia before he being taken to jail.
A Steuben County magistrate on Wednesday ordered the suspect held without bail because he missed court hearings in February and March.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
#572739
04/25/10 02:33 PM
04/25/10 02:33 PM
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Posts: 466 Stewartstown, PA
VitoC
Capo
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How can we possibly be so arrogant to believe that we are the only life forms? Most scientists don't think we are. But many do think (and I agree) that so-called "intelligent," technologically advanced civilizations are very rare, for a number of reasons. There doesn't seem to have been anything inevitable about human evolution on Earth, although it is possible that had there been no humans something else equally intelligent (or unintelligent!) might have developed. Given that humans haven't had high technology for very long, I think it's likely that other civilizations we might someday make contact with will be far more advanced. And I must say that if I were an extraterrestrial watching Earth, I'd have no particular desire to reveal myself and my society to humans based on human behavior. In many ways, humanity is an interesting civilization, but not one I'd want to actually contact.
Let me tell ya somethin my kraut mick friend!
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: VitoC]
#572743
04/25/10 02:59 PM
04/25/10 02:59 PM
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Posts: 31,330 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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Human Civilization has been around for a mere blip compared to the eons that the universe and its trillions of stars have been developing. If they're out there, they'll likely to be far more advanced and would look at us as we watch an ant farm. Awwww, how cute; look at them working.  (Of course, there are also just as many who'd be far less advanced.) But to assume that Earth would be an ideal planet for invaders would also assume that the Earth would be an ideal environment for ETs. It surely might not be.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: J Geoff]
#572744
04/25/10 03:04 PM
04/25/10 03:04 PM
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Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
The Fuckin Doctor
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The Fuckin Doctor

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If they're out there, they'll likely to be far more advanced Speak for yourself, Gomer  .
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2010)
[Re: Lilo]
#572766
04/25/10 07:28 PM
04/25/10 07:28 PM
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Posts: 25,984 California
The Italian Stallionette
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Lilo, I'm kind of in a hurry and didn't read the whole story, BUT there's yet another good reason for me to go to Vegas. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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