"Heh, come over here, kid, learn something. You never know, you might have to send email to twenty guys someday. You see, you start out with a subject. Then you add names to the recipient list. Then you throw in some links, attachments and maybe a funny you tube video or two. You get it all ready and click "send". Within seconds they get an annoying email they feel pressured to reply - and that's my trick."