...Saldbar Kowalsky, wife of the head of the R.I.U.S(Russians and Italians United by Slaughter). She is attending the local patrons. Saladbar was a very intelligent woman, with brown eyes with the color of chocolate---a beverage Uztopoke needed urgently--- and black hair. To Uztopoke, she bore an striking appearence with Natalie Wood.
"Uztopoke! How are ya, ol' rascal" She yelled effusively. A disastrous thing to do: the bar was filled with mobsters, hitmen and bounty hunters searching for Uzi.
"Why, you must be Uztopoke Jones," Said the head of the hunters---Giorgio Luigi Gambino---a Mexican with an Italian name.
Uztopoke frowned. He had to move fast. Gambino was the best hunter of the west!
"You passed on my jurisdiction in Arizona! You poot a foot on Mexico and I'll send you blasting to Yankee Land!" He then called four of his buddies: Anthony Lombardy, Michael Corleone 14, The Irishman and El Capo de La Cosa Nostra. Uztopoke, feeling surrounded, put his hand on his coat, ready to take his gun: a big...