... buy the girls some drinks. Uz thought Sugar and Spice were great girls, they enjoyed a few games of pool and darts with UZ and Pancho and then UZ suggested maybe the girls would like to go someplace a little more private where they could get to know one another better. While leaving the Saloon Uz and Lefty were oblivious to the stares and snickers of the other patrons as they headed out. The massive and musclebound bartender Don Corpuzzi, doubled over in a fit of laughter says to the customer on his right, "You know Turnbull, you're one of the old timers around here have you, in all your years, seen any two biggers morons in your life than those two who just left with Sugar and Spice?" Turnbull replies, "No, Don, I have to say those two were about the worst. Boy, aren't those boys going to be surprised at the end of the evening? I think they've got themselves a little something more than they've bargained for!"
Back at the motel room things are going just as Uz and Pancho had hoped........