.....oh, not just DOIN', but SMOKIN' crank from a broken flouescent lightbulb.

Now Uzi had much experience with lokers in his life, and decided that hanging with a gaggle of meth fiends would be problematic.

Of course, Uzi HAD to take a quick snuff off the bulb to get ready for his journey to New England, where his wife rested in bed wearing a teddy made of Starburst fruit chews. Yes, the deviant Uzi needed another romp with his sweet Irish lass before going off the deep end ad infinitum.

So, Uzi inhales a quick puff of crank smoke, and goes off on a wicked coughing jag. Minnow, Turi the Fairy and Snake laugh. The cough tickles his throat, and Uzi pukes all over PastaPunk. She is very pleased. Uzi bends over to pick up a piece of newspaper to wipe PastaPunk's face and chest clean, and he notices the headline:

"Oprah Winfrey Found Rotting In Tub
Maniac White Boy Wanted In Connection."

Uzi is remined, once again, of that fat bitch and flies into a rage, killing PastaPunk with a sharp blow to the eye socket. Minnow, Turi and Snake fall away in shock, but then start searching the ground for pieces of crank they might have dropped.

Uzi takes the free moment to wander away, hot-wiring an '88 Oldmobile Cutlass with frame rot, and veers off the road heading northeast....