....running into George W. Bush, Governor of the State of Texas, flown in to the area by his father The President of the UNited States on secret mission to try and destabilze the Government. It was only a brief meeting but Uz we very impressed by Dubya's uncanny ablity to appear stupid while dealing with these people. Uz knew it was only a ruse and that Dubya's was really as smart and cunning as they come.
After U's meeting with Dubya, Yoshimuri was able to track him to Los Angeles were Uz hooked up with former childhood friend Kato Kaelin and roomed for a while at the mansion of a friend of Kato Kaelins, former football great and current wife beater OJ Simpson. OJ's and Uz volatile personalities clashed one evening when Uz tried to make a move on OJ"s slutty mistress Tawny Kitean. OJ waled in On Uz attempting to score with Tawny and.......