...who was Sam Rothstein's enforcer. Uz contacted him by a phone. After calling him, Turnbull spoke with him about a serious matter.
"Uz, you have a reward of 18,000,000 dollars. Five of the dangerous bounty hunters and assasins are on your trail."
"Who are they?" Uz said as he puffed a Cuban. "Tell me from the most insignificant to the most dangerous."
"OK. The first one is "The Fan", he is Howard Stern's personal assasin. Everytime he kills people, he puts shirts of them that read: "Howard Stern is God"
"The Second is Crazy Joe Bananans."
Uztopoke coughed loudly.
"Crazy Joe? I killed him a couple of weeks ago!"
"Yeah, but remember Vercetti.He had Bonano's corpse in his trunk, because he had just returned from the clone factory. This is Joe's clone."
"The other is Michael "Kahn the Great" Kahne. He is obssesed with Andy Garcia."
"The fourth, is "Hitman". He serves under the orders of Baptist evangelist Billy Graham, who is a close friend of the president. This guy is a religious freak."
"The last one is Theobaldus "Mister" Sixer. He's a fascist bastard. He dresses like the military."
"Who's the closest one?"
"The closest one is..."
Giorgio Luigi Gambino.
