"...nothing. Nothing at all. But, sonny, let me tell you something that is INTERESTING, unlike your stupid adventures that have become monotonous already. I am Satan. Yes that's right. The Prince of Darkness. And you are in hell!"
Uz screamed. "HELL??? WHAT??? I'm really in HELL???"
"Sure are". he giggled. "Your in Hollywood!"
"Oh my god I really AM in hell!" Uz despaired, wondering how the hell he got here. "There's only one thing to do! I've got to go back to France and hunt down the ancient druid guy who can help me!!!"
But the druids real name is...