Originally posted by Anton The Penguin:
"...nothing. Nothing at all. But, sonny, let me tell you something that is INTERESTING, unlike your stupid adventures that have become monotonous already. I am Satan. Yes that's right. The Prince of Darkness. And you are in hell!"
Uz screamed. "HELL??? WHAT??? I'm really in HELL???"
"Sure are". he giggled. "Your in Hollywood!"
"Oh my god I really AM in hell!" Uz despaired, wondering how the hell he got here. "There's only one thing to do! I've got to go back to France and hunt down the ancient druid guy who can help me!!!"
But the druids real name is...
...Asterix."
Don Mikey said: "He can't help you. I'll bribe hims so he can posison ya. You can't escape from the clutches of Hollywood! MBWAHAHAHA!!!"
Then, Uz felt a kick on the head. He realised that he had been hallucinating. He was in Vegas, talking with a gangster on a strip club.
"My proposition is..." Mikey said. "That you and your friends transport some weapons to our top buyer in Peru: his name is Michael/C. and he'll payu a lot of cash. You bring the cash we will help ya to kill Hill, Bin Laden and Tony Blair,Capice?"
"When do we start?"
"Ah, you must meet Tony Lombardi and Guineapig first." And saying this, Uz, Mikey and the gang went on limo to "Lombardi's Desert Casino and Hotel". When they entered, Lombardi and Guineapig were discussing about...
Giorgio Luigi Gambino