..."the condition is that Turi blows me" Turi looked up at him interested but everyone else was a tad disgusted. Uz changed his mind.
"Heh heh...ooor we could totally fuck up history instead. I mean how fun is that? We can kill the caveman who invented the wheel...kill Bill Gates as a baby...we could stop Hitler from commiting suicide, just to see what happens...we could...uhh...Anton! Do you have any nukes?"
"Yes I do. 3 out the back. We could use them for fun...maybe blow up Ancient Rome or...or London or something." Anton smiled.
"We could blow up Chris Columbus' ships before he discovers America - thereforth saving us the strain of blowing up the Mayflower with the pilgrims - "
"BUT WHY?" a voice echoed across the hall they were sitting in. "Why would we do that?" It was indeed Ye Olde Turnbull.
"For fun." replied Uz happily.
"But that is morally WRONG, the advancement of something with such a high scale -" Turnbull was cut off.
Next thing he knew he was chucked head-first into the time machine and Anton was fiddling with the dials.
"Alright! Everybody in? First stop..."

-Penguin (anybody else want to join in?)