...confused by what the "code of the hammurabai" was. Hey, Anton the Penguin was confusing fellow. The Italian Stallionette then said:
"Okay forget this Babylon thing...I don't get it. I've got a better place to go."
Soon they found themselves in Berlin. There was bombs and guns going off everywhere. They looked around and saw that they were in a bunker. There lying on a bed having a last bit of bonking before they commited suicide, was Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. They looked around and saw the group.
"Eins szei MEIN KAMPF!" cried Hitler. Uz took out a gun and shot Eva Braun square through the head. Hitler gasped.
"I'd like to kill the fucking bastard!" cried SC, but Anton the Penguin calmed him down.
"No, I haf a beiter idea." said Anton. Hitler was taken with them through time back to the days of the American revolution.
"Meester Hitler. You may now rule America." said Anton. Hitler was shocked but happy. "I hate to do it", said Anton, "but it WILL be fascinating...that you can't deny."
So they went forward in time 300 years and found themselves in Washington in the year 2002 to see the changes of the world if Hitler had founded America. As a Volkswagon with square wheels drove past them, they saw the changes America had had with Hitler as their founder.
"Look at the changes!" cried Short Cake. They gasped at Washington and....

-Penguin