...who was Sam Rothstein's enforcer. Uz contacted him by a phone. After calling him, Turnbull spoke with him about a serious matter.
"Uz, you have a reward of 18,000,000 dollars. Five of the dangerous bounty hunters and assasins are on your trail."
"Who are they?" Uz said as he puffed a Cuban. "Tell me from the most insignificant to the most dangerous."
"OK. The first one is "The Fan", he is Howard Stern's personal assasin. Everytime he kills people, he puts shirts of them that read: "Howard Stern is God"
"The Second is Crazy Joe Bananans."
Uztopoke coughed loudly.
"Crazy Joe? I killed him a couple of weeks ago!"
"Yeah, but remember Vercetti.He had Bonano's corpse in his trunk, because he had just returned from the clone factory. This is Joe's clone."
"The other is Michael "Kahn the Great" Kahne. He is obssesed with Andy Garcia."
"The fourth, is "Hitman". He serves under the orders of Baptist evangelist Billy Graham, who is a close friend of the president. This guy is a religious freak."
"The last one is Theobaldus "Mister" Sixer. He's a fascist bastard. He dresses like the military."
"Who's the closest one?"

"The closest one is..."

Giorgio Luigi Gambino.

........"Mistersixer!!", he replied, "The worst of the worst. A Private Dectective who is on our payroll has found him working under an assumed name, Cletus Mistersixer, for the San Francisco Police Dept." Uz felt like he had been hit in the stomach with a sledgehammer. "Wait a minute" he thought to himself, "This Cletus Mistersixer was the cop who used me for a human shield, how could I ever forget a name like that." I think I'm going to enjoy this...................

...moment! I'm going to kill that guy. I'm going to enjoy the hacking MBWAHAHAHA !" Suddenly,another personality appeared: "Skinner Fred"!
Turi and Snake tried to calmed him. Skinner Fred disspaeared when Scarlett gave him a dose of Tylenol.
Uztopoke came back to normal:
"Were are all tose guys!"
"Sixer in California; Bonanno in Arizona; Kahn in Iowas; Hitman in N. Mexico and the fan in Wyoming."
"What do you plan tot do Poke?" Minnow asked.
"First, we..."

Giorgio Luigi Gambino.

...."Well first, we head out for some piza and a night of partying, because to be honest guys I don't know if we all will make it back alive from this."
Uz took them out to "Fabrizzio's Pizza" for dinner and then to the "The Playpen" a stripclub that Uz and the boys knew quite well. As a matter of fact, it is where Uz had met his first wife Anna Nicole Uztopoke, formerly Smith, boy did going back to The Playpen bring back some sweet memories for Uz.....................

...like the time when he and a girl---Alotta Fagina--had...
Suddenly, Uztopoke's thoughts were interrupted by Minnow, who got a message from a street bum.
"Tony Spilotro was wahcked this mornin'. There's a new enforcer in here: his name is Anthony "Tony Cheeks" Lombardi. We must talk with him."
Turi spoke next.
"Sixer hadn't arrived here yet, but "Kahn the Great" and "Crazy Joe arrived."
Shit, Uz thought, now I gotta do something.
"Well, let's go to the casino." But before Uz could move, somebody...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino.

...shoved him at his side. The man was an Italian guy, dressed with black coat and hat. He was smoking a camel, and the handle of his pistol could be seen outside his coat.
Uztopoke recognised him.
"Don Mikey." He said.
"That's right. i escaped from the Feds. I'm an associate with Don Gambino, Danny "Guineapig" Torello and Tony "Sweet Cheeks" Lomabardi. We'll making some business in Vegas." He puffed his cigarette two times. "Heard you were behind Henry Hill."
"That's right." Uz acknowledged. "I hate gangsters---fucking problems for society!" He spat. "No offense.
"No offense taken." Don Mikey said. He looked around him and said. "I and my associates has something to propose you and your pals. Is about..."

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

"...nothing. Nothing at all. But, sonny, let me tell you something that is INTERESTING, unlike your stupid adventures that have become monotonous already. I am Satan. Yes that's right. The Prince of Darkness. And you are in hell!"
Uz screamed. "HELL??? WHAT??? I'm really in HELL???"
"Sure are". he giggled. "Your in Hollywood!"
"Oh my god I really AM in hell!" Uz despaired, wondering how the hell he got here. "There's only one thing to do! I've got to go back to France and hunt down the ancient druid guy who can help me!!!"
But the druids real name is...

...Asterix."
Don Mikey said: "He can't help you. I'll bribe hims so he can posison ya. You can't escape from the clutches of Hollywood! MBWAHAHAHA!!!"
Then, Uz felt a kick on the head. He realised that he had been hallucinating. He was in Vegas, talking with a gangster on a strip club.
"My proposition is..." Mikey said. "That you and your friends transport some weapons to our top buyer in Peru: his name is Michael/C. and he'll payu a lot of cash. You bring the cash we will help ya to kill Hill, Bin Laden and Tony Blair,Capice?"
"When do we start?"
"Ah, you must meet Tony Lombardi and Guineapig first." And saying this, Uz, Mikey and the gang went on limo to "Lombardi's Desert Casino and Hotel". When they entered, Lombardi and Guineapig were discussing about...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

...how irritating it can get when something stays on exactly the same boring topic all the time and never tries anything new or colourful.
This reminded Uz of something.
"Is any of you bored of playing cops and robbers?" Uz asked the others. Lombardi and Guineapig smiled.
"Why yeeeees." said Guineapig. "We we just thought of a really fun adventure which might deviate from gangsters."
Uz smiled. Exactly what he wanted.
"Oh by the way" Lombardi added very, very seriously. "YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING. No matter what anybody says you aren't. Just had to make that clear."
"Well what did you have in mind for an adventure?" asked Uz.
"Oh that's simple." said Guineapig. "We're going to fly to Switzerland tonight to escape these stupid gangster shennanigans." Uz joined them.
That night on the plane Uz asked Guineapig about what they would be going to do.
"Time travel." grinned Guineapig. "Everyone from these weird gangster adventures except for the silly fictional movie characters (eg Marcellus Wallace, Jules Winnefeld) are over there. The time machine was invented by Anton The Penguin, our guide."
"Where's this guy IN Switzerland?" Uz asked.
"You'll see." said Guineapig.
Sure enough very soon they were in Anton The Penguins mansion in the Swiss Alps, all of them - evry single person from something called "The Gangster BB".
Scarlett smiled and said...

-Penguin

..."Have you all noticed how do we move from a side to another?"
"Hell, yeah." Turnbull, Turi and Snake said at unison.
"Well, how is this time machine going to help us get Blair, Hill and Bin Laden?" Uz asked.
"I'll answer that!" Said a voice. The voice came from the shadows. It moved on a wheelchair. There, sitting on a wheelchair, was part New Zelander, part German, part English mad scientist Dr. Anton Alex Strangelove.
"You see, we'll kill them before Blair became prime minister, before Hill became a snitch and before Bin Laden worked for the US government in the Irak war." He said while he smoked his cigar. "We will also travel to another ages--Middle Ages, Prehistory, the Old West, Independence of the U.S.--to finish my book 'Travels in time; or, how to eat three eggs with one bite.' What do ya think?"
Uztopoke said: "OK, we'll got with you but with one conidion."
"What's that?"
Uz said:...

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..."the condition is that Turi blows me" Turi looked up at him interested but everyone else was a tad disgusted. Uz changed his mind.
"Heh heh...ooor we could totally fuck up history instead. I mean how fun is that? We can kill the caveman who invented the wheel...kill Bill Gates as a baby...we could stop Hitler from commiting suicide, just to see what happens...we could...uhh...Anton! Do you have any nukes?"
"Yes I do. 3 out the back. We could use them for fun...maybe blow up Ancient Rome or...or London or something." Anton smiled.
"We could blow up Chris Columbus' ships before he discovers America - thereforth saving us the strain of blowing up the Mayflower with the pilgrims - "
"BUT WHY?" a voice echoed across the hall they were sitting in. "Why would we do that?" It was indeed Ye Olde Turnbull.
"For fun." replied Uz happily.
"But that is morally WRONG, the advancement of something with such a high scale -" Turnbull was cut off.
Next thing he knew he was chucked head-first into the time machine and Anton was fiddling with the dials.
"Alright! Everybody in? First stop..."

-Penguin (anybody else want to join in?)

...The cave ages!" Dr. Anton Strangelove took out a sheet of paper. "You see we'll visit the time in chronological order. This is the time when the man found the fire and killed mammoth!"
Lefty and Panch olloked at their surroundings. The place was muddy and a volcano was soon to errupt.
"What do we do first?" Turi asked.
"We must find the caveman who discovered fire. We'll kill him before he does so and then we'll return in the preseent New York to see what changed."
And so, they looked for the caveman till they found him. His name was...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

...The cave ages!" Dr. Anton Strangelove took out a sheet of paper. "You see we'll visit the time in chronological order. This is the time when the man found the fire and killed mammoth!"
Lefty and Pancho looked at their surroundings. The place was muddy and a volcano was soon to errupt.
"What do we do first?" Turi asked.
"We must find the caveman who discovered fire. We'll kill him before he does so and then we'll return in the preseent New York to see what changed."
And so, they looked for the caveman till they found him. His name was...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

...Trunbill. He was Turnbull's great great great... x6,000,000 greats grandfather. Turnbull recognised him from his family at once. The hair all over the body, the shrunken and low brow, the single tooth hanging over his lip, and the really, really, long beard. Not to mention the intelligence! He was busy carving a prototype for the wheel. Uz lopped his head off with an axe Anton had given them, and without realizing what would happen, Turnbull suddenly disappeared in a cheesy "poof!"
"OH NO!" cried The Italian Stallionette. "The caveman hadn't had kids yet! We stopped Turnbull from being born by killing his relative! Oh no!"
"A diffeekult zichuation." Anton said thoughtfully. "But zhere is a zolushin." Soon they found themselves going back in time 5 minutes to stop Uz from cutting off Trunbill's head. They sneaked up behing Uz, and then Uz cut Uz's head off. Uz suddenly disappeared in a cheesy poof, being replaced by Turnbull.
"Right." said Snake. "We saved Turnbull yet killed Uztopoke."
"We just have to go back in time again." said Scarlett.
But Anton objected. "No ve can't because..."

-Penguin (Georgio Gambino, you double posted, delete one of them.)

...I hate Uztopoke. Let him die."
But Snake had secretely used the time machine. He came five minutes before Uztopoke killed himself(confused ?) He knocked Uz unconscious and returned a minute after he dissapered in the machine.
Anton, Uz and the rest of the gang were there,with the Turnbull caveman and a SQUARE (yes, SQUARE!) wheel.
"Now, we'll go back to New York Zity and see the results."
They returned to New York City: the cars had square wheels that bumped slowly and monotously through the streets. Advertisements of cars with square wheels; Go Cars with square wheels.
"Exzellent." Dr. Anton said. "Now we'll go to Babylon and change the Code of Hammurabi." They did so. They found themselves in...

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...confused by what the "code of the hammurabai" was. Hey, Anton the Penguin was confusing fellow. The Italian Stallionette then said:
"Okay forget this Babylon thing...I don't get it. I've got a better place to go."
Soon they found themselves in Berlin. There was bombs and guns going off everywhere. They looked around and saw that they were in a bunker. There lying on a bed having a last bit of bonking before they commited suicide, was Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. They looked around and saw the group.
"Eins szei MEIN KAMPF!" cried Hitler. Uz took out a gun and shot Eva Braun square through the head. Hitler gasped.
"I'd like to kill the fucking bastard!" cried SC, but Anton the Penguin calmed him down.
"No, I haf a beiter idea." said Anton. Hitler was taken with them through time back to the days of the American revolution.
"Meester Hitler. You may now rule America." said Anton. Hitler was shocked but happy. "I hate to do it", said Anton, "but it WILL be fascinating...that you can't deny."
So they went forward in time 300 years and found themselves in Washington in the year 2002 to see the changes of the world if Hitler had founded America. As a Volkswagon with square wheels drove past them, they saw the changes America had had with Hitler as their founder.
"Look at the changes!" cried Short Cake. They gasped at Washington and....

-Penguin

...statues of Hitler were everywhere! The banner was the Nazi one, statues of Hitler evrywhere. The White House was red and the presidents were different (Mostly Germans!) Only white people: not black, Jews or anything. The city was half-destroyed and blowed up.
"That sucks." Uz said. They went to the Revolution and found Hitler trying to choke General Washington.
"Dont worry mister president I'll help ya!" Said Uz who unloaded his uzi at Hitler's head. They returned to Washington: everything normal.
"Next ztop: Juliuz Zeazar's time." Anton said. They went and founf Caear before he was stabbed. Then...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

P.S. anton, you dont know what Hammurabis' Code is? Is the first law code in history (an eye for an eye and such)

...grabbed him. Then, as they were hurtling through time to a safer place to have a word with Caesar, they suddenly realised who was missing.
"Oh NO!" cried Snake. "Where's Anton?"
And suddenly they realised he was back in Ancient Rome.
"Our guide! Now we're lost in time! Uz, when you dialed in the instructions on the time machine did you know what you were doing?" asked Georgio Gambino.
"Uhhh...in a sense....well...no."
"Oh dear." said everyone including Caesar who was now getting out his own dagger ready to stab himself in fear. Shortcake stopped him.
"Where are we headed?" cried Saladabar.
And soon they found out. The time machine landed and they found themselves on a barren, lifeless land. There was nothing but foggy stars and dull dirt with bits of rock sticking out everywhere. Caesar stepped out and when he did he floated up, up, up, mimicking a scream with no sound, then they all grimaced as his head exploded and his body went limp. It continued floating.
"I know where and when we are." said Turnbull absentmindedly and sadly. "We're on Earth." They all gasped.
"We must be in the year 3000 or something!" said The Italian Stallionette.
"No." said Turnbull immediately. "According to the time machine we're in May 2002." They all stood wide-eyed and nobody said anything.
"My bet," said Turnbull after 2 minutes, "is that the world has been destroyed by nuclear warheads, by war, by whatever. And now nothing is left. This is 2 months after the date we left, and somewhere between that all life has come to a stop because of war."
"Then we must stop it happening." said Capo de la Cosa Nostra. "We must go back in time to stop them fighting."
So they closed the hatch on the time machine and set the dial for MARCH 2002. They all sat in a shocked silence as they hurtled back 3 months to stop it happening...

-Penguin (oh THAT'S what the code of the hammurabai is, we'd be better off with the Ten Commandments or the Declaration of Independence.)

...They arrived in Washington. Tony Blair and George Bush werethere along with two nuclear warheads ready to be launched. One for North Korea and another to Iraq.
"OK," Don Giorgio Gambino said. "It seems that the Koreans know that Bush is going to send them nuclar warheads. The Koreans will fire their missils to the U.S. OK, we must stop this guys. Snake and Uz, get rid of Bush and Blair, then we'll get rid of the Korean guy and Hussein."
Their first step to do so was...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

...reprogram the direction of the two nukes using a magnetic machine Anton the Penguin had left with them. The bombs were getting prepared and after 5 hours of boring waiting, the bombs were let off. At that moment Uz programmed the direction of the bombs for: THE MOON. At that moment though they realised this would free the North Koreans to nuke as well. So just as they were about to jump forward 5 minutes to the North Korean silo, there was defeaning boom, and suddenly a rain of white rock showered down onto the Earth. The moon had exploded! The world started shifting about, and they realised what Uz had done. They got into the time machine quickly and went back an hour. What they had just done had been part of it anyway. THEY had destroyed the Earth by reprogramming its direction to the moon, but if they left it, the world would be destroyed ANYWAY. A lose-lose situation. So they had to set the direction to outer space, and if that didn't do it, the only option left is to kill Bush, Blair, and the Korean guy which his name is a mystery to me. Anyway, they were back an hour at the US silo and...

-Penguin

..."The hell with it." Uz grunted. "Let's kill Blair when he was a teen. Lets put poison at Bush's beer when he was a drunken, lousy Yale Student and lets whack the Korean guy "whatever-his-name-is."
And so, They arrived when Blair was young. They found him and shot him. They poisoned twenty-one years old Bush Jr.'s beer and put a grenade at the Korean's mouth."
They returned in 200 and they watched the cahnges...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

...which were totally the same. You couldn't tell the difference, really. So as to see if it had really worked, they went forward to May 2003 to see if the world was destroyed. As it turned out, the world was okay. The sighed in relief.
"Okay I think we should go back in time to Ancient Rome to save Anton." said Snake.
"Probably a good idea." said Turi. But as Uz dialed in the year, the door smashed open and a group of little kids came swarming in. Annoying, loudmouth, little kids. They crammed into the time machine and started fiddling with the buttons.
"Oh no! Those damn kids'll stuff up everything!" cried Scarlett. So, as they hurtled through time back to Ancient Rome, they foolishly opened the hatch of the time machine to chuck the kids out. But unfortunately everyone was sucked out into a purple haze and scattered around history in any time or place between AD 2002 and 100 BC. As some found later, they were scattered in groups of 5, while some were killed. Only the most well-known of the large group remained in a collection of main groups of 5. One important group consisted of Snake, Uz, Georgio Gambino, TIS, and Don Vercetti joining Anton in Ancient Rome, or for example Scarlett, Turi, Capo de la Cosa Nostra, Turnbull, and SC in Revolutionary France. This is the collection of their events. The other groups (and times) were...

-Penguin (sorry for that being so long but I like to go off into detail, y'know?)

...Michael Corleone 14, Saladbar, Partagas, La Dolce Vita and Ricardo a year before World War II
J Geoff, Beth E, Family Honour, Hollywood Hagen and Luca Brasi ended in the Middle Ages.
They had to met and confront many things: In Rome, the Republic was shakening down by the Senators who tried to murder Caesar; In France, the start of Rebellion and the near-executions of King Louis and his wife; in 1938, the Fuhrer was starting to show his evilness and the middle ages had King Arthur against his son Mordred.
We'll see France first: After falling at their backs, the travelers noticed an enormous mass of crowd surrounding the French Palace. Capo said:

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

P.S. Don Mikey was with the Roman Group (He knows a lot and this will be like a compliment to her)

"Hmmm...I have a bad feeling about this."
And of course about half an hour later, they were all captured and sent for the chop. As they forcedly watched the heads roll, they all threw up at some stage (except Turi). Then suddenly what they had all dreaded came. The first of their group was taken slowly to the guillotine. It was none other than SC. Slowly he was placed into the guillotine, and they had to watch him. With what seemed like eternity, the blade was finally brought down on the weeping SC. Off came his head and it rolled down into a basket. They all gasped. The executioner help up SC's severed head, and showed it around, as they all watched in total horror, SC's eyes turn bloodshot, look around for help, and slowly die. Then Turi came next. The poor man, sobbing, was brought into the headspace of the guillotine and the blade was brought up. And, unfortunately, down. Turi's head was lopped off and shown to the crowd, as he died. Slowly Scarlett walked up the stairs to the guillotine, dressed elegantly, but weeping. wShe was then put into the guillotine. The blade came up and then down. Off came Scarlett's head in a splatter of blood. Next came Turnbull, the wisest, most loved member. He was placed in the guillotine, and the blade went up, and just before it came down, Turnbull swinged out and kicked a guard in the face. Grabbing a grenade he had kept from his war days, he chucked it into the crowd and it exploded. Then, as the confusion raged, he grabbed Capo and they fled into the heart of Paris, still shocked about what had happened with their irreversably dead comrades.
Anton the Penguin was found very quickly by the group who had been stranded in Rome. The found him in a...

-Penguin

...Grand Festival celebrating Caesar's return after his victories. Anton was dressed on a toga drinking wine when the Roman group arrived.
"Thankg God you're allright!" Cried TIS
"Yeah, but we must go," said D. Mikey. "We migt look suspicious with this 21st century clothes and guns."
"All right let's get outta here." Yelled Snake. They ran to a near alley.
"We've a problem." Uz said. "We felt from the time machine while we were on the time tunnel. We all went to separate groups. How can we return?"
"Thatz very eazy." Anton said taking a watch. "With thiz watch I can track the machine. I can manage it automatically. If I press this button the time machine would come to uz here." He pressed the button and bing there was the machine.
They were ready to get inside. Anton went first with D. Mikey and TIS. But Snake, Guineapig, Uz, Don Giorgio and D. Vercetti where captured by centurions. The time machine dissapared.
"Oh no!" cried Vercetti. "What are going to do now."
"Come to the gladiator games." A centurion shouted.
Ten minutes later, the travelers were at the games. Don Giorgio said:

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"Somehow I don't think this is going to be a very fun day, right?" He looked around at them all. And they all said right. Except Anton, who was looking dazed and terrified.
"Anton, you okay?"
"They took my watch and smashed it into pieces!" cried Anton. "And now we have to fight as gladiators or be thrown to the lions!!!"
"OH NO!" cried Snake.
And as soon as he said that, in burst a roman guard who whipped Snake right in the face.
"SHUT UP!" screamed the guard. "Now get out here! It's time for you to fight as gladiators!"
He stood them all up, with chains rattling round their feet, and forced them to walk. WHIP! WHIP! They were whipped as they went.
"HURRY UP!" cried the guard. "I see you've changed into your gladiator gear, good. Now, when this door opens, you run out to fight. Each of you take one each. There are six to go against."
"Only six, that's a relief." said Vercetti.
"SHUT UP!" said the guard. "These six are on chariots! And to teach you a lesson for TALKING when your not wanted, YOU can go out alone first!!!"
He unchained Vercetti and kicked him out the door. He looked around at the huge stadium-thing (what's it called again? parthenon? no...hmmm) in awe and terrifying fear. Then he heard horses and saw six gladiators on horses running towards him. Then, to his surprise, they halted the horses and jumped off. All six ran towards him and the first one slashed off one of his legs, the second one slashed off his other leg, the third one maced him in the stomach, the fourth one cut him in half, the fifth one chopped off his head, and the sixth one, a real short little fella, hopped on his horse and ran over him several times.
Twas the end of Vercetti. Next came the rest, unchained and ready to fight. But that you can know about later. Now it's time for a bit of the old Middle Ages action with J Geoff and the others.
LDV looked around in wonder at London: 1339. Then she realised that 1339 was one of the years of the Black Death. Geoff said...

-Penguin

..."Crap, I've a bad feeling about this." The rest nodded in agreement as a knight in shining armor rode by.
"Hi, mister." Tony Lombardi and CamDon said at the same time. The knight looked at him blankly.
"Who art thou ladies and gentlemen." He asked.
Beth E explained him. But the knight was angry.
"Thee are all withces. Thy shall die for witchcraft."
"Shit!" Minnow said. "Run for your lifes!" He tried the run, but the knight followed him and taking his sword out, cut Minnow's head off cleanly.
"Great we're now with a bad knight and with a plague all over Europe."
The knight took them to the castle of the wicked Lord Sixer. He laughed evily and said...

Giorgio Luigi Gambino

P.S. Anton, the "Colliseum" was where the gladiaotrs fought.

..."you will be tested on how severely you should be tortured. This will be done by fighting a famous gang in the old cathedral. See how much you can stand! Your names, please."
So they found themselves on a stage like-area in a dark, huge, cathedral, and soon heard the echoe of a voice crack the silence, echoing around the room.
"WELL, WELL, WELL!" they looked and saw a ghostly figure, dressed in white and holding a big, black, stick, approach slowly out of the shadows. It was Anton the Penguin! No, it was a relative. They looked incredibly similar.
"Well if it isn't fat, stinking, stupid old Camillus Don in the flesh! How art thou! Thou globby barrel of cheap, stinking, moat oil!" cried Anton's relative.
Cam looked up in fear at him, also anger, as this figure insulted him.
"Hey Cam! Come and get one in your egg-sacs!!! If you have any of 'em thou eunuch, jelly thou! My name is Antwone le Penguine, and we challenge you fools to a fight! We invite you to fight back! LET'S GET 'EM, BOYS!" Out came three others from the shadows wearing white, 2 holding big black metal sticks, and one with a painful-looking chain.
Cam was booted onto the floor and kicked in the face. Geoff was flung high into the air and met the ground with a chain smashing him as he went. Within minutes the four of the gang were slamming sticks straight down into the 5 time-travellers. KA-THUD! KA-THUD! WHIP-CHAIN! AAAAH! BANG! KA-THUD! They were being smashed up with sticks. Antwone was screaming his war-cry.
"Thank-you Antwone, that will be quite enough for now! Take them to the torture chambers and do what you want with them, but keep them alive!!!" this was the voice of Lord Sixer, and Antwone did so.
But that is a story that can come later. Now for the World War II accounts.
Partagas looked around and saw himself in the crowd of Hitler supporters, as Hitler marched passed proudly. Beside him was the other four. Berlin, 1939. War has begun.
Partagas said:

-Penguin

...Oh no, we are back to Bush's election day!"
"No you dummy," Tony Lombarid said. "We're in Hitler's time!"
"Let kill the guy" Ricardo said as he took a grenade out. But before he dropped it, two GESTAPO soldiers camer and captured them.
They were brought to Hitler's home. He said in a broken English:
"Now, you stoopid Americans arre going to suffer!" He told the soldeirs. "Take them to the concentration camp I just finished for the Jewish I'm going to start to pursue in a few days."
The travelers were sent to a concentration camp.
"Just for fun," Captain Sixer said: "We're going to..."

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...slowly remove each of your fingernails and place red-hot pins up them. Sound fun?" They soon found themselves tied up to a rack and pacing along side them was Sixer.
"Welly welly welly welly welly well!" a voice came from the room. It was Anton the Penguin, no, one of his German relatives. "Sixer, how goes! Good to see you. Alrighty should we start the operation?"
They went to Ricardo.
"Alrighty you bastard." said Anton's relative. "My name is Antrailon ro Pengruin. And you're dead. Sixer! The red-hot whip, please!"
Ricardo was whipped severely with a burning hot whip, screaming.
"Tell me, Sixer." said Antrailon, "has it ever been found out what cataracs look like?"
"I don't think so." said Sixer.
"Too bad. Well, we'll just have to try a little catarac removal surgery! First though put the lidlocks on the other eyes and tie their heads. They have to see this!" Antrailon laughed.
Ricardo had cataracs removed from each of his eyes. He was blind, but Antrailon and Sixer didn't stop there. They cut of Ricardo's legs and arms, cut off his tongue, and slowly pulled out his intestines. Partagas started moaning severely.
"Let me go! Let me out! I'm gonna be sick! GET ME SOMETHING TO BE SICK IN!" Antrailon walked over to Partagas.
"You know my friend what we do to loudmouths? We cut out their tongues. Move over for a second, please." but what Antrailon didn't know was that Partagas had slowly untied the ropes from his hands and feet. As Antrailon went towards his tongue, Partagas head-butted him and grabbed his gun. First he shoot Sixer, then Ricardo, so as to relieve him of pain.
"Alrighty you bastard." said Partagas at Antrailon. "Have you had kids yet?"
"No." said Antrailon.
"FUCK!" said Partagas. "Alrighty get out of here. And have kids, because you're a relative of a friend of ours." Antrailon fled, and so did they. Now back to the Ancient Rome times...

-Penguin