...reprogram the direction of the two nukes using a magnetic machine Anton the Penguin had left with them. The bombs were getting prepared and after 5 hours of boring waiting, the bombs were let off. At that moment Uz programmed the direction of the bombs for: THE MOON. At that moment though they realised this would free the North Koreans to nuke as well. So just as they were about to jump forward 5 minutes to the North Korean silo, there was defeaning boom, and suddenly a rain of white rock showered down onto the Earth. The moon had exploded! The world started shifting about, and they realised what Uz had done. They got into the time machine quickly and went back an hour. What they had just done had been part of it anyway. THEY had destroyed the Earth by reprogramming its direction to the moon, but if they left it, the world would be destroyed ANYWAY. A lose-lose situation. So they had to set the direction to outer space, and if that didn't do it, the only option left is to kill Bush, Blair, and the Korean guy which his name is a mystery to me. Anyway, they were back an hour at the US silo and...

-Penguin