Well everyone, the summer is over and the new school year will start in a week, which means one thing to all of you: more articles from me! The good thing is that this new semester will bring more replies and angry letters to the editor than the last, because this semester will be a no-holds barred angrification-fest...BWAHAHA!!!
Anyway, the current issue of the Daily 49er is the Survival Guide, which is in newspaper boxes a week before school starts and yes, there is an article by me inside it. This one is a funny one dealing with campus parking, and next week will signify the start of my regular controversial column.
To read my current article from the Survival Guide, go to the Daily 49er website ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/opinion/volLIVno1-csulb.shtml ) or my website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/CSULBAndTheHellThatIsParking.html ).


"Opinions are like buttholes...everyone has one and they all stink."
Howard Stern, circa 1986