I apologize to JGeoff for that blasphemous oversight...

Hey folks, my new article is up and can be read at either the Daily 49er's site ( http://www.csulb.edu/%7Ed49er/archives/2003/summer/opinion/v10n128-mic.shtml ) or at my site ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/MichaelMooreUpToHisOldTricks.html )! This one is about that tubby SOB Michael Moore, and is guaranteed to give you a laugh. Hopefully little Mikey will read this...on second thought, maybe I'll send this to his email on the website! Now how's that for an idea?
Well, I'm in the process of adding links to all the letters to the editor that were received in response to my articles, as well as a photo section. Hopefully those will be done soon. Also, I have finished a "Best Of The Alan Shadeway Show" CD featuring the best bits, games, and discussions of my college radio show and it came out great...if you want one, let me know!

Well folks, due to some miscommunication and staff confusion, my latest article was delayed for about three weeks, but finally it is up and posted! As always, you can find it at the Summer 49er website ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/summer/opinion/v10n131-weird.shtml ) or at my personal website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/NewsOfTheWeird.html ). It's a funny one, and I think you'll all get a kick out of it! Enjoy, and until next time, take care.

This week's article deals with a subject very near and dear to me, video games. Be sure to read my thrilling expose on the ridiculous court cases that have been flooding court dockets as of late regarding violent video games at the website for The Summer 49er ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/summer/opinion/v10n132-video.shtml ) or at my website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/SupportViolentVideoGames.html ).

Totally agree with that. I hate these ridiculous court cases.

Hey everyone, my new article is up, and I think it is pretty damn funny! It deals with the current California gubernatorial situation and I think you'll all like it! Read it at the Summer 49er website ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/summer/opinion/v10n133-candidates.shtml ) or my personal website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/MoreCaliforniaGubernatorialCandidates.html ).

Well everyone, the summer is over and the new school year will start in a week, which means one thing to all of you: more articles from me! The good thing is that this new semester will bring more replies and angry letters to the editor than the last, because this semester will be a no-holds barred angrification-fest...BWAHAHA!!!
Anyway, the current issue of the Daily 49er is the Survival Guide, which is in newspaper boxes a week before school starts and yes, there is an article by me inside it. This one is a funny one dealing with campus parking, and next week will signify the start of my regular controversial column.
To read my current article from the Survival Guide, go to the Daily 49er website ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/opinion/volLIVno1-csulb.shtml ) or my website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/CSULBAndTheHellThatIsParking.html ).

Haha holla

I go back tommorrow for my senior year. I guess parking on the first day is the same wherever u r.
Im gonna have ta get der like an hour early to get in the good lot. i know how it is its frickin hectic

I don't start uni till the 22nd of september..........suckerssss.

Well folks, I have already been mentioned in one of CSULB's student newspapers, and they year hasn't even started yet! Bored, I decided to go to the website of the Union Newspaper , one of two student newspapers at CSULB, and I found an article about conservative politics on campus, and who does it mention, among others? Your's truly! What a pleasant surprise to already start the semester off with a bang! Read the article at http://www1.extanthost.com/~admin4/...focusissueda te=2003-09-02&news_id=2 !

By the way, my new article will be in the paper this week on Wednesday, and next week I will return to my original slot.

Well folks, today marks my official triumphant return to the Daily 49er!
The first official Gerry Wachovsky opinion article of the semester tackles the Earth Liberation Front, an eco-terrorist group who has been vandalizing car dealerships and genetic engineering labs as of late.
Read the article at my website ( SUV Terrorism ) or at the Daily 49er's site ( SUV Terrorism ).
By the way, next week my column returns to its normal Tuesday slot...I didn't have my article in on time this week, which would explain the discrepancy.
In other news, Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at CSULB today...I was front-and-center with the College Republicans, hanging on Ah-nuld's every word!  Also, after the speech, Arnold had a press conference with all the major news outlets...we stuck around and we were filmed behind Arnold throughout the entire press conference.  I was holding a sign that said "Not Even Clinton Can Save Davis" and I'm wearing a yellow hawaiian shirt.  Be sure to look for me behind Arnold on any major Southern California news broadcast on channels 2, 4, 7, or 9.  There is a 99.9% chance you will see me.
Additionally, I will be making another Los Angeles radio appearance this Saturday.  By now, most of you know that I work for 97.1 FM KLSX, and one of the account executives there contacted me and asked me if I wanted to go on "Get Ahead With The National Hair Hour," a show dedicated to helping men who are losing their hair.  Anyway, I'm going to be on it for the full hour talking about hair loss and if my taking Propecia has worked at all yet.  So be sure to tune into "GET AHEAD WITH THE NATIONAL HAIR HOUR" on 97.1 FM KLSX on SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2003, from 9:00PM-10:00PM!!!!!!!!!
Until next time!

this guy is fucking awesome. rebel. i think you should write an article on why students in school should learn more about Tupac Shakur's poetry, and not stupid Shakespeare. i can't stand the guy. Some Tupac Poetry

Id Pay to listen to this guy!

Cool stuff mate. Hey I hope you take it as flattering to see your name floating around the place.

Good latest article, I couldn't agree more.

I'm fucking awesome? Why, thank you, Patrick! You're so kind! Anyway, it's amazing how Tupac continues to release albums and poetry post-humously, isn't it?

About me? I want to be on commercial radio though, so luckily for you, you'd get to hear my lunatic ravings for free!

Yep, as you know, I'm an attention whore and love to see my name anywhere and everywhere. Thanks for your support man! I'm glad you enjoyed the last article!
I'm just curious as well: do you normally read the articles at my website or at the Daily 49er's site?

Shakespeare is a GREAT writer and Tupac is a bitch, he doesn't do poetry, he does bullshit.

Uh oh, I think Don Vercetti just started a mob war with Patrick...

Don't be so dramatic.

I usually read your articles from the 49er site but sometimes I venture onto your site. My town needs a voice that isn't afraid to express such opinions here too.

You're in England, right? Why don't you be that voice?

Just a reminder to listen to me tonight on THE NATIONAL HAIR HOUR on 97.1 FM KLSX from 9:00pm-10:00pm PST! You can get the station if you live in SoCal, so just try to tune in! Thanks everyone! I'm going to be on the ball with the jokes and such too, so it won't be boring!

I'd love to be, really would but i'm far from intelligent enough. I'm not eloquent enough.

I believe you can...if you write something, just have someone proofread it for spelling and grammar mistakes, and be very confident...that will gaurantee you sound more eloquent, trust me! You sound intelligent enough to me on these forums...in fact, you're much more intelligent than many of the people who have written in letters to the editor in regards to my column, and not just because you agree with me...you see, I would respect their views if they were well thought out and logical but they are not. Your views seem honest and sensical, that means something.

If you want, just write something and let me look at it, I'd be happy to help you man.

Hey everyone, just writing this to let you know that my current article for the week is now up, and is guaranteed to cause a stir among many students on campus. The article deals with why Governor Gray Davis should be recalled and is a must read. By the way, this week, I encourage you to read the article posted at my site instead of the one posted at the Daily 49er's site only because the latter has some spelling and grammar mistakes that my editors accidentally added! In other words, my original article had no spelling or grammar mistakes but my editors were careless and deleted a few letters and changed some sentences, inadvertently adding some mistakes that weren't there to begin with! Argh, that makes me mad, but oh well. The article can be found at my site ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/GoodRiddanceToGrayDavis.html ) or at the Daily 49er's site ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/opinion/volLIVno6-davis.shtml )!

I'm just writing this to let you all know that an article I wrote about the Women's Resource Center at CSULB for a Summer class was printed in today's paper. It won't incite anger, as most of my others do, but you may find it interesting and informative. Read it at the Daily 49er's site ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/news/volLIVno7-women.shtml ) or at my website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardster...rAtCSULBInFullSwingForFallSemester. html ).

Hello everyone, how are you? Anyway, my article this week deals with how good of an ally Saudi Arabia really is, and if you haven't thought about this yet, you will after reading this. I am very proud of this article, I might add, and I hope you enjoy it. As always, you can find it at either the Daily 49er website ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/opinion/volLIVno10-friends.shtml ) or my website ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/SaudiArabiaFriendOrFoe.html ).
As an added bonus for this week, by the way, there will be not only a Letter To The Editor in tomorrow's Daily 49er, but another feature article by me as well! That's coming tomorrow, so be ready!

Hey everyone, as I said, there would be two items of interest in today's Daily 49er.
First, there is a brief feature story from me regarding an award the SPJ (Society Of Professional Journalists) chapter at CSULB just won. You can find it at the Daily 49er's site ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/news/volLIVno11-spj.shtml ) or at my site ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/SPJAwardedHighestHonor.html ).
Additionally, there is the FIRST LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF THE SEMESTER REGARDING A GERRY WACHOVSKY COLUMN, in today's paper in response to my Gray Davis article from last week! The first sentence of the letter really illustrates the brilliance of this person, and she goes on to make ridiculous claims as well (like Arnold Schwarzenegger supposedly raping some girl). Read it at http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/opinion/volLIVno11-whole.shtml .

Hey everyone, there is a letter to the editor in today's Daily 49er in response to my Saudi Arabia article which ran last Tuesday. The girl who wrote it takes a cheap stab at me and tries to be slick about it but fails. In a stunning turn of events, however, she does agree with me, so I have to give her some credit. To read the letter go to http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/opinion/volLIVno13-right.shtml .

In other news, I have massively updated my website. Now, the changes may not be too noticeable at first, but you will soon see that below every article there are now links to all the letters to the editor that said article received. I also added some other pertinent links in there as well. Visit my site at http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/ .

Also, look forward to an article on Tuesday that will undoubtedly piss off a lot, and I do mean a lot, of people, despite the truth it tells. Stay tuned for that on Tuesday. Until then, take care!

Hey everyone, my newest article is up and this one will definitely make some waves. It is about the California high-school student who wants to create a "Caucasian Club" and all the crap she is getting for it from people across the nation. Read it at the Daily 49er's website ( http://www.csulb.edu/~d49er/archives/2003/fall/opinion/volLIVno14-racial.shtml ) or at my site ( http://www.geocities.com/howardsternisgod2001/TheCaucasianClubAndWhyISupportIt.html ).

In other news, I recently met with a girl from the other school newspaper, The Union, and she posted a picture of us on their site. Here is the link for your browsing pleasure: ( http://www1.extanthost.com/~admin4/currentissue/photogallery/2003-09-22/gerry.jpg ).

Until next time.

Great article! I agree with you completely. You're really great at expressing your opinions intelligently. Keep up the great work!