Lady Gaga is a bit odd, if I may say so. I don't understand these artists who feel compelled to make their award acceptance a political statement. Take your award, thank your mother, and get off the stage. If you want to work on or for a political cause, then go volunteer for the Organization to Save Such-and-Such. Enough already with the red ribbons and the pink ribbons and the meat dresses.

Now, there's a sentence I never thought I'd be writing.