Edit: and how can you do better than their $5 rotisserie chicken?? It would cost me more to buy a chicken, bring it home and cook it. I don't know how they do it for $5!
Parts is parts...  There's lots of things that LOOK like chicken if you don't look too closely...
"When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives."
Winter is Coming
Now this is the Law of the Jungle—as old and as true as the sky; And the wolf that shall keep it may prosper, but the wolf that shall break it must die.
As the creeper that girdles the tree-trunk, the Law runneth forward and back; For the strength of the Pack is the Wolf, and the strength of the Wolf is the Pack.
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