Hi Uz,
Have you ever thought of donating your brain to science, after your death of course? Your thought processes are quite interesting and I think further study would yield interesting results.

Necrophilia, Ewww. An undertaker in Bowie, Texas where my brother lives got caught doing that with this womans body.

I don't know, lots of married people though can probably testify to having sex with someone who doesn't show much more interest than someone dead might.