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3/13

Who has sex-related dreams? I'm sure many of you do.

But why is it that these visions of the subconscious never come to fruition?

Case in point, my dream last night. It was me and the Korean girl at work. She was up for the romping, but not necessarily compliant (this gal is a wonderful prude). The sex hadn't taken place, and I was walking and driving around looking for condoms (a salient feature of my sex dreams...fuck, and I can't even have psychological unprotected sex).

When the "sex" commences, No insertion. She and I are both fully clothed...and I mean there are no sexual organs exposed, but the "sex" is happening.

And, of course, there are ancillary oddities in the dream that are running concurrently. Like, the room is dotted with clothes all over the place. On the floor, mostly. Someone is making pasta. A car outside is on fire. The windows are smashed. She is holding a pack of weird cigarettes for the post-coital bliss. Other people are in the room talking about nonsense.

Why can't I just get this Korean girl naked in my dreams, plow into her, spread my seed and then dream about icebergs or kidnappers or earthquakes, like I usually do?