You need to masturbate more brotha! I had a crazy ass dream about this chick the other night, and to be completely honest, I wouldn't mind shagging her in real life. I just gotta go from point A to point B....... distance is a motherfucker.

Asian chicks are hot though, you should spend a couple of weeks in Indonesia, they are a dime a dozen and they all love you, no matter what you look like (that will definitely help you out).

-Minnow-