Okay...against my better judgement, but here goes:

Are you free tonight..or will it cost me.

Here's a quarter, call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours.

Woman: Do you have the time? Man: Do you have the energy?

Baby I'm an American Express Card. You shouldn't go home without me.

Excuse me maam..is that dress felt? Would you like it to be.

Do you know what looks good on you? Me.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blowjob? No? Want to do lunch?

Hi I'm milk. I'll go your body good.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? So I'll know what to make you in the morning.

Hey baby, let's play house. You can be the door, and I'll slam you.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

All for now!